"Our Great Oryctolagus Cuniculus who art at IHOP, hallowed be Thy deliciousness; Thy Maple Syrup come; Thy will be fluffy and light on the plate as it is in the kitchen. Give us this day our daily flapjacks; and forgive us our stickiness as we forgive those who use fake syrup against us; and lead us not into Denny's, but deliver us from Perkins. Amen."

-Written by ArchPriest AGN

May thine variety not be limited. For sooth I say unto ye, let forth spring thine bounty berries of all flavors lest not we forget that we need not limit ourselves to regular pancakes. Mayest thine flapjack taste as thou wantest it and may you eschew the malicious temptation to use margarine. Hallowed be thine fluffiness and fortifying flavorful generous portions.

-Written by Neonate Kevisaurus

Oh, Great Oryctolagus Cuniculus of IHOP, we implore you to look upon us with flavor. Bless us this day with many tasty and delicious griddlecakes. We implore you to inspire us, whether our stack be short or tall. Each man is not given more hotcake than he can handle, and for this we are grateful. Grant us an abundance of maple syrup, whether it be at home or at IHOP. Let us bask in the tasty and golden warmth that is your gift. Pfannkuchen, palatschinken and pannen koeken. Amen

May the glory of the Pancake Bunny be with you.
(And also with you.)
Go in peace and spread the deliciousness that is the Great Oryctolagus Cuniculus.

-Written by ArchPriest AGN

GREAT IS THY PANCAKENESS
(Great is Thy Faithfulness)

Great is Thy pancakeness, O Pancake Bunny;
There is no drizzle of syrup with Thee;
Thou changest not, Thy griddlecakes, they fail not;
As Thou hast been, Thou forever will be.

Refrain

Great is Thy pancakeness!
Great is Thy pancakeness!
Morning by morning new flapjacks I see.
Syrup I needed and Thou hast provided;
Great is Thy pancakeness, Crepes, unto me!

-Written by ArchPriest AGN

These are the 8 Beatitudes of Oryctolagus Cuniculus

Blessed are they who devour pancakes with gusto.
Blessed are they who cook a pancake to perfection.
Blessed are they who praise pancakes for their fluffiness.
Blessed are they who can flip a pancake 3 times in the air without dropping it.
Blessed are they who make certain the children receive their pancakes first.
Blessed are they who drizzle pancakes with all natural, pure maple syrup.
Blessed are they who share the bounty of the pancake with those less fortunate.
Blessed are they who spread the gospel of the pancake throughout the world.
 

- Written by the Oracle Nina