High Priest - Michale - whose job it is to both receive and interpret the epiphanies of the Great Oryctolagus Cuniculus.

ArchPriest - AGN - compose Prayers, transmit epiphanies, and correct the grammar of the COTOC.

Envoy - Joe Pfaff - Spread the word of the COTOC, and “tap” in new members.

Oracle - Nina - be a conduit for the Oryctolagus Cuniculus and prophesy in its wonderful name.

Hammer-Wielder - PinkieMarie - Take a hammer to anything that makes no sense and steals their liberty, like RFID chips.

Pet Wranglers - LillyCoyote - Gather our Pet Peeves and make sure they are well taken care of.

Priests - (multiple positions, must be tapped in and accepted by a majority the High Priest, ArchPriest, Envoy, Oracle, Hammer-Wielder and Pet Wrangler) - Spread the word of COTOC, and be generally excellent to everyone

Neonate - (everyone else in COTOC) - Follow the commandments, pray the prayers, and be as excellent to everyone as you can manage, with a sense of humor.